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  • Can u pls abduct my branch manager
  • I wasting my time reading everyone comments  F*#%YES
  • Did I just waste my time asking this question?
  • Can u plz kidnap me and take me far away in the beauty of Mountains and then Run away?
  • Can you give me 7 million dollars for my birthday this year
  • Can evil disappear from the planet in 24 hours ?
  • Will you sponsor my world Travel?
  • Can everyone be friends and forget about race color or faith?
  • Can you manage lifetime supply of french fries for me?
  • Can you make this world safe secure and free of idiots.
  • To all the antique relatives and even close family members, “Will you pls mind your own business
  • Am US student …will I die by gun under Trump administration
  • where the person can’t run away from. So … “you kissed and cuddled the chicken, didn’t you?”
  • Am I the most awesome of awesome in the valley of the awesome, which dwells in the land of awesome, and over rules the people of Smidge?
  • Is Greece the most beautiful country in the world?
  • Can you get me Chicken 65 at Machu Pichu, Peru with all my family around heathy and strong with a 100 million in a suitcase and a bottle of champagne??
  • All that matters to me is Money ! Nothing is more important that money !! You can buy everything with money !! So i would be asking for a lot and a lot of money can u afford infinity money for me 😀 ?
  • Can I get 2 tickets to Japan please? also, I assume you’ll be paying for the return tickets, food and the stay. okay thankyou!
  • That depends on whether you are a girl or a boy! If you are a girl, I can ask you to go out with me! If you’re a boy, I’ll ask you to have drinks in a pub where we can find some girls to go out with us.
  • If you could live a long life, would it be free of bad food and eat only healthy foods to give you energy? Then would you live your life to the fullest?
  • Can you tell me why our bookshelves contain so many books that though no one opens them, they still discard it and call it trash
  • Can you turn me into Dr. ….I must leave this place. Will you destroy the humanity left in me.
  • Everyone thinking that Iron man will die in Avenger infinity but I think he is not gonna die. Am I right?
  • Will you buy my fountain pen wishlist for me?
  • can you make me the admin of this group
  • Can you transfer 1 million $ to my bank account??
  • Are you going to fund my world trip?
  • Will you please stop posting stupid status?
  • Can you just take me out of the every trouble of life?
  • can u pls abduct my branch manager
  • If I won the honor for lethargy, I would send someone to lift it up for me
  • If Cinderella’s shoe fit impeccably, at that point for what reason did it tumble off?
  • Me and my bed are ideal for each other, however my wake up timer continues endeavoring to split us up.
  • If we shouldn’t eat around evening time, why would that be a light in the refrigerator?
  • Dear Santa, this year I’d like a fat financial balance, and a thin body… kindly don’t confound the two as you did last time.
  • Maybe on the off chance that we tell individuals the cerebrum is an application, they’ll begin utilizing it.
  • I at long last discovered love… in Webster’s word reference, page 357 at the base right.-
  • When somebody shouts stop I don’t know whether it’s for the sake of adoration, it’s Hammer time, or I should notice the blooms.
  • Can you pay my trip to Disneyland for a week?
  • Would you count stars with me?
  • Do you know that you are amazing and loved by many?
  • If you need help will your accept mine?
  • Will that be check or direct deposit into my account?
  • D admin of dis page is changed?
  • Can I have a genie in a lamp who endlessly fulfils my wishes?
  • Do you think that there is a judgment day?
  • Are the admins of this page trying hard to keep up with other better pages?
  • Can I hit you a really powerful boot in the balls Garth Hanna??? Please…..
  • Can u sell ur KIDNEY to brought me iPhone X
  • Will you close this page…?
  • Will the world be a better place sooner?
  • if your answer is yes then my question is- Will you ever stop making fun of my height?
  • Do you have any Ex-lax that I can use?
  • .. well we are all sure that its not : DO U HAVE A BF !?
  • Will you buy me an apartment in Sea Point for 4 million?
  • Can you just help me from getting outside from this jail in gaza
  • Will you Book 15 tickets for infinity wars
  • Can you deactivate this page?
  • Can u say to god, to take me to heaven ?such a boring life Want a complete break from life
  • Can I have a life time supply of happiness?
  • Will you help me do the dishes , laundry , cleaning etc …?
  • Can the Aussie socceroos ever get a clean sheet yes
  • Let’s travel the world and you sponsor it
  • Can you colonize the moon and put the southern US population and government on it?
  • Having the answer yes, and actually fulfilling a promise is two different things. It would be more satisfying to ask for a truth kind a thing
  • should all of Congress be thrown into the street?
  • I wonder if you would like to ask me for your favourite dress 
  • Am I going to lose weight ever?
  • Would u go on a date with me?
  • Will you always listen to me and so whatever I say?
  • Am I the most intelligent guy in this world?
  • Can i stab you with a fork in the eye?
  • Could you please kill me and make all this pain stop??…bcz I’m afraid to kill myself
  • Are you stupid enough to say yes just because I asked you to do it?
  • Are you teasing me..?
  • Be cheerful, it makes individuals insane.
  • You and I are extremely more than companions. We’re similar to a tiny posse
  • No one will ever be as engaged by us as us.
  • I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It requires investment to awaken every one of them up early in the day.
  • Just on the grounds that I’m wakeful doesn’t mean I’m prepared to get things done.
  • I’m never off-base. Simply unique levels of right.
  • Work once more? Truly? Didn’t I simply do that yesterday?
  • Sorry for being late, I was making the most of my most recent couple of minutes of not being here.
  • You don’t need to be insane to hang out with me… I’ll prepare you.
  • For me, math class resembles viewing a remote motion picture without subtitles.-
  • Am I an extraterrestrial hybrid destined to return to my true home one day?
  • Are there more hidden hookers in the House of Drumpf?
  • Can my dogs live until I die?
  • Do you believe in extraterrestrial life?
  • Will you give me five billion dollars and Emma Stone please
  • can you shut your filthy mind a bit
  • I am not gonna dare repost this one
  • I wanna your house and cars and saving
  • Can we stop the insanity n DC?
  • Will the bombers win the2018 premiership
  • Can you impeach trump amd send him to a deserted island?
  • Does true love really exists?
  • Can you give me enough money to settle my bills for at least a year?
  • You realize that minute when you get up toward the beginning of the day, you’re loaded with vitality and you can hardly wait to get the chance to work? Me not one or the other!
  • Listen, grin, concur.. At that point do whatever you were going to do in any case.
  • God please give me patients, cooperative attitude and one million dollars. In the event that that is excessively then you can keep the patients and cooperative attitude.
  • Dear rest: a debt of gratitude is in order for attempting, however you can’t beat surfing the net.
  • Yesterday I extremely needed tacos, and now I’m eating tacos. Take after your fantasies!
  • Be insane, be imbecilic, be senseless, be strange. Be whatever, since life is too short to be anything other than cheerful.
  • Chocolate doesn’t make senseless inquiries, chocolate gets it.
  • I dependably say “morning” rather than “hello”, in light of the fact that in the event that it was a decent morning, regardless i’d be snoozing.
  • Another fine day demolished by responsibilities…
  • I’m going to arrange a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, at that point when it arrives I’ll say I requested this last year.
  • Maybe on the off chance that we as a whole sit amazingly still, Monday won’t have the capacity to see us.
  • I don’t intend to gloat, however I set up together a bewilder in 1 day and the container said 2-4 years.
  • Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a word reference.
  • Dear rest, I’m sad we separated toward the beginning of today. I need you back!
  • Are you living in the earth?
  • Do you think Maths is worst subject ever?

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